How To Rake it in With Google Adsense

December 10th, 2008 by Randy Peterman No comments »

If you’re like me you dream of being an Internet millionaire just scraping by.  You wish that you could make more cash from Google Adsense than California has managed to get into debt by.  In case you hadn’t heard, that’s a lot of money [currently just shy of 52 billion dollars].  The best way to make mone like I do with Google adsense is to game the system with hot keywords, but I don’t know how to do that and I’m not interested in gaming the system.  Instead I make slow money as over time total strangers click through on the ads on this site when what they’re looking for (usually adult content, because this site is full of that content) is advertised in a Google ad.

I have, over time, received a very large Google check of $100.00 from Google every couple of what I have come to call “Google years”.  I run no less than 5 sites that have Google ads, but none of them actually generate what I would call revenue.  They’re blogs.  They have content that doesn’t get read often (other than a few pages that are linked to from within Wikipedia, surprisingly).  A Google Year is the amount of time it takes me to get the minimum amount of adsense clicky-clicky revenue.  The speed of light is measured in light years, the speed of money is measured in Google years.  The best way to compare the two is like this: Light years are like the fastest expensive sports car money can by and Google years (for me at least) are like a two wheeled Yugo being drawn by a three legged mule that is blind, missing a quarter of his right ear, and named Edna.  Edna is a boy horse who has been named incorrectly by a very abusive Yugo and mule owner.  Edna cannot compete with the expensive sports car in performance, but Edna moves, steadily forward.

If you want to maximize Google revenue you’ll want to put the advertisements all over your page, but I’m not interested in maximizing revenue, I’m interested in maximizing content.  You will find that I make decisions based on the capitalistic concept of ‘lazy faire’ which means, “let the people click on ads if they want to,” in English.  Lazy fair is Franglish, its English and French in origin and I think I just made it up.  Just like the money in the banks that Google dispenses every Google Year.

Another technique to becoming wealthy through Google is to be good at mathematics.  I understand that they only hire the best engineers, and then give them stock options.  I try to stay away from stock options because the stocks are right next to the gallows and I’d prefer not to get lynched.  Either way, being good at math will not hurt, especially if you have to use it in calculating the change from selling hamburgers at your third job because the Internet Millionaire thing isn’t working out.

Online Banking & Christmas

November 30th, 2008 by Randy Peterman 4 comments »

I just sniffed out my Christmas present due to online banking.  Stinks.  Surprises are nicer than not-surprises, but as part of my faux disciplined financial management strategy I check the bank account… Christmas Presents via debit cards + Online Banking = FAIL. :(

What do you do about this in your household?  Should we switch to cash only?  Do you work out things like this with accomplices to make sure that it doesn’t show up on your statements?

Please Remember to Turn Off the Lights

November 28th, 2008 by Randy Peterman No comments »

There is nothing more amazing than turning off the lights to preserve electricity.

Water Bill: Down for the Month of October

November 19th, 2008 by Randy Peterman No comments »

Our water bill was down $roughly $30.00 for October.  We’re pushing the reasons for that to the following:

  • Sprinklers were turned off part way through the month
  • The new dishwasher was installed after the month of October
  • I didn’t bathe for most of October

OK, so the last two reasons don’t count, but the dishwasher will help a lot, and I fixed a very slow, but persistent dripping valve that lead to our sprinkler system, too, earlier this month.  Hooray for savings where we can get them!

Saving Money From an Old Folly:Back to Cable

November 18th, 2008 by Randy Peterman No comments »

Yesterday we switched from Qwest to Comcast.  We had no choice.  Qwest clearly did not want our business, and Comcast was very eager to get our business.  Through word of mouth we heard of a deal Comcast was running wherein we would pay $55/month for basic cable (network shows), telephone/long distance, and internet access for six months, then the following six months we’d pay $75/month, and then after a year the price would go to $102/month.  I work from home so I need all of those services (besides basic cable, but we sort of need that due to our location as network television doesn’t travel to our television any other way).  We were paying $140/month through qwest for those services, but this month we got our bill and it went up another $12.00.  In short the switch, including free installation, gained us around $600.00 in savings this year.

Further, we were using DirectTV’s DVR for recording shows as part of the Qwest bundle, which has a horrible interface.  With cable, which we had before switching to satellite I can use the Windows Media functionality in my family computer to record the shows I want, and even better than that: I can use Windows Media Center to play the shows back, and the Windows Media Center UI is polished, clean, and lets me jump 30 second intervals  in the video instantly.  DirectTV definitely needs to get their act together because the software that I have from Microsoft, which is for general use, is better than the DirectTV junk that they force on their customers.  I did have to buy a second TV card for my Media Center PC to be able to record two conflicting shows at once, so that was an added $110.00.  But for the amount I’m saving, I’m still way ahead of using Qwest for their ‘bundled’ package.

To cap things off when my wife called Qwest yesterday to cancle service they had the audacity to tell us that they’d be glad to try to get us a better rate after having jacked up the price on us just this month!  Why charge customers more if you don’t have to?  Because some customers will just take the rate increase and ignore the loss.  If we run into any other hiccups or problems, I’ll be sure to post them, but I couldn’t believe the savings.

Mint.com: A Re-Review

November 18th, 2008 by Randy Peterman No comments »

Back in September of 2007 I mentioned that Leo Laporte had made some strong accusations of Mint.com.  Both Mint.com and Wesabe.com staff left comments on my blog, and both offered to do follow up interviews via email.  I never got responses from either one of them, but that aside I wanted to address two things.

First the security of Mint.com is solid.  They’re setup is reliable, and there should be no concern over the security of your account information on that site.  They use a gateway service that protects your account from being stored on their server… in essence everything happens through several security layers so that if anyone were to hack your account the worst they could do would be to see your accounts’ dollar values, transaction information and if they’re feeling rather nasty they could delete the accounts.  They will not be able to execute any transactions from within Mint.com, and they will not be able to see any account numbers.

Secondly, I’ve been using Mint.com for over a year now and I can honestly say that I love it as budgeting software.  It is the least invasive of the systems I’ve used and it gives me the a lot of information with very little intervention to sculpt the data.  If you haven’t used Mint.com, please consider creating an account and give it a try.  It has a lot to offer in a very simple interface, I think you will like it.

We’ve Joined the 80’s!

November 17th, 2008 by Randy Peterman 1 comment »

This weekend I did something that proudly puts our household firmly into the middle of the 80’s: I installed a microwave.  This is one of those awesome contraptions/appliances that heats up food in a matter of minutes and allows us to defrost meat if we’ve had one of those boneheaded days where we forgot in the morning to get out food for the evening that we froze last January.  In essence we’re in shape now to save money on eating out because we blew the frozen meat schedule.  I cannot tell you how many times we’ve been low on pantry items, low on other non-pantry items and then had the meat not be defrosted.  It took me until this month to figure out that a microwave, which is not as expensive as a dishwasher, could save us money in the eating out department.

This isn’t revolutionary by any stretch, but we’ve been living without a microwave for 3.5 years now and so having one kinda feel cool and funny.  Various things get hot quickly in the microwave instead of dirtying up several pots and pans, which means I may not have to run the dishwasher as often, or wash as many dishes as often.  Its funny to think how much we’ve been spending on some things because of the fact we didn’t have a microwave.

I actually ended up having to do the following, in case too much information is something you like to have:

  • Remove old ventilation unit over the stove
  • Remove old cabinet above old ventilation unit over the stove
  • Do some electrical magic to make sure the microwave plugged in just right and didn’t cause electrical fires
  • Fabricate a spacer/mount for the microwave so as to make sure that it stayed securely in place.  This was not in the directions, but I am overly concerned about things staying on my wall.
  • Mount the microwave with help of the wife
  • Partially unmount the microwave with help of the wife and fix the direction of the ventilation fan as per the step skipped in the directions I apparently didn’t read carefully enough
  • Re-mount the microwave
  • Re-mount the cabinet above the microwave and spacer/mount.  This changes our cabinet configuration, but in a good way.

For those of you keeping track I got to do electrical work, wood work, cabinetry (a slight exageration), and install a money saving device.  The only major casualty was my thumb when a random hammer flew out of nowhere and struck it.  I feel like the lovechild of Tim “The Toolman” Taylor and Suze Orman**.

** not really, that’s disgusting.  I’m really glad I have the parents I have.

Two Interest Rate Reductions This Week

November 13th, 2008 by Randy Peterman 2 comments »

I had two credit card companies lower my interest rate by 1% this last week.  No explanation, just a lowered interest rate.  I think they want their balances paid off faster.  Has anyone else seen this?

Unemployment Rate Reports Are Not What You Think They Are

November 13th, 2008 by Randy Peterman 3 comments »

Welcome Carnival of Personal Finance readers!  Thanks to MoneyNing for holding this week’s Carnival!

If you’re like me and you’re lucky enough to have been employed almost all of your adult life, including some teen years before you were an adult then you’ve probably spent slightly less time thinking about unemployment.  However, the numbers I keep reading have gotten my attention.  Supposedly we have lost over one million jobs in the United States this year (and its not over).  I was reading this quick, but easy to read article on how to read unemployment statistics and have some further thoughts.

The first thing is this: not all jobs that are lost indicate that positions elsewhere didn’t open up, companies are hiring, its just harder to find the same position for more, or possibly the same wage.  I know that sounds only partially optimistic, but you have to remember that jobs do exist and it is not as if highering has ceased completely.  Some companies release workers in one place and hire them back on in another position elsewhere.  I am aware of people who were hired on in an alternative positions after being told they would be released from their current positions.

The second thing is that companies are looking for qualified employees and often that requirement is on-site staff.  Some companies, like one of my clients, are willing to hire remote contractors who can work from a distance as long as they get their job done.  If you’re a company based in Dallas and Yahoo! lays off 1,000 qualified and well trained individuals (or 10 for that matter) those individuals have to be willing to relocate to take the job openings that might exist elsewhere.  If a company is hiring but no qualified individuals are available they either don’t fill the position, compromise and hopefully can train up a candidate, or they could outsource or contract out the position.  This impacts job statistics.

I am very concerned about the state of the economy because we are really reaching a point where the symptoms of the problem are reaching into many, many sectors of the world economy.  However, I don’t prefer to just take statistics at face value because I’ve written a statistics package before and I know that not all numbers actually report something useful.  I regularly had users request features that made absolutely no sense.  It wasn’t that the reports were not based on numbers, its just that they were reflecting reliable or accurate information.  The Unemployment reports are very, very similar in that not all information can accurately be taken into account.

This morning I got up extra early to have coffee with a friend and as we talked he told me that his finances were tight and that he wasn’t able to make money very easily at his sales job.  He has a job, but its not delievering an income.  He’s skewing the numbers because he counts as an employed individual, but he’s not getting very much commission.  This is probably not very uncommon.

There is one upside to the possible unemployment situation: its probably causing folks to evaluate their lives and their relationships.  More families are probably attempting to get out of debt and save money to deal with periods of unemployment.  Of course the downside to the same information is that foreclosures, which are often tied in with financial despair and unemployment seems to have a higher right along with divorce.  So unemployment can have some impact on divorce rates and marital tension.  I am still researching this to get more solid numbers and figures and you can expect another post about that information hopefully soon.

While this post hasn’t been the most inspirational of posts, I wanted to draw readers’ attension to the facts, to the problems in the reports, and to the idea that there are some non-employment related details that all folks need to consider.  If you’re employed, attempt to save as much money as possible to weather a period of unemployment.  if you’re unemployed make sure you’re looking all over the United States (or outside of the United States) for jobs because it may be that a relocation will net you a new life with a better job, even if you have to deal with climate changes.  Tough times are tough, but they’re also the opportunities for growth and finding deals that don’t exist in better times.  Keep and eye peeled and let me know what you think.

Formula Four-Oh-Nine

November 8th, 2008 by Randy Peterman 2 comments »

Nothing chaps my hide like when I discover I’ve dropped hundreds of dollars on something that I could have NOT dropped hundreds of dollars on.  For example: I just installed a new dishwasher at my house in the last couple weeks.  Roughly $409.00 worth of dishwasher.  It is a dishwasher that I might not have needed had the previous dishwasher been installed correctly and had the previous owner, who installed the other dishwasher, not been a cheapskate instead of a frugal appliance installer.  You see most dishwashers could use a handy contraption called an Air Gap [picture of one at Amazon.com].  The air gap prevents backflow, which prevents funky dishes, possibly jamming up your drainage line and a bunch of other things.

My old dishwasher probably could have used this and when the dishwasher repairman came out BEFORE the problems got bad and suggested things he didn’t mention this as a good idea.  So if you have a dishwasher and its not cleaning your dishes as well as it should, you might confirm that this contraption exists (or doesn’t exist) on your line, and if it doesn’t, get one!  It cost me less than $20.00 to get the air gap preventer, 72″ of rubber tubing and a few clamps to make sure that my dishwasher drains appropriately.  I could have saved $389.00.  Lesson learned!