Posts Tagged ‘sarcasm’

Sugar Coated Taxi Faries

August 29th, 2008

Good golly, I had to take a Taxi yesterday to get from an airport to a hotel.  $20.00.  Gone.  Yikes!  I think we drove several miles.  But I’m not sure, I just watched the meter and enjoyed every inch of pavement that I could.  Which in case you’ve not been in a car before, is not really a high-pleasure experience.  I’d like to thank the taxi driver for the fine Cubanisimo music his iPod was playing.  It really gave me great pleasure to enjoy the latin grooves that the whole ensemble was playing.  There is nothing quite as refreshing as a latin groove in exepensive transportation.  Four out of Five dentists polled recommended it to their patients.

So after paying the fine man for driving me a distance and then being fare about it, I met up with a colleague, walked to a somewhat nearby eating establishment and then nearly bled from my eyes when the bill for a hot dog and a soda came to just under $12.00.  For that price I could almost get to the airport!  Fortunately the food gave me sustenance enough to maintain me for long enough to make it to dinner where someone else was paying.  But seriously?!  $12.00?  It wasn’t even a big cup!

And thus, as I leave off here I want to make this one reccomendation: never leave your homes, and by all means never travel.  Traveling is expensive and there isn’t much good that comes from it except that you can see new places and have new experiences in life.  But that’s over-rated.  You can have new experiences by eating dirt and trying new food.  Oh, and if someone else takes you out to Del Frisco’s I LOVED their crab cake and I LOVED their potatoes aug gratin.  I hesitate to call any food perfect, but I don’t hesitate to call these perfect, they were that good.

Dems Is Good. Dems Bring Money.

July 9th, 2008

The Democratic National Convention (DNC) is coming to my area.  This is a good thing, I’m told, because they’ll bring money to hotels, restaurants, brothels and convenience stores.  Money, in an economy that is supposed to be so bad that the wealthy keep getting wealthier and the poor keep getting poorer, will help keep the poor wealthier and the wealthy hiring.  I’m not much for politics any more, not since I figured out that politics is about man’s solution to man’s problems without ignoring man’s real problem.  However, its nice that they’re coming to the Denver metro area as well because our roadways are designed for slightly less people than currently drive them, and the new crowds of drivers will help keep the price of gas high as gas station owners have figured out that they can pretty much charge as much as they want and we’re a captive audience.  I think that’s a mixed metaphor.

There are some genuinely good reasons to have them in town and one of them is that a reader of this very blog will more than likely come into town to support her husband who will more than likely rule the world before its all said and done, and I’d like to have him in my pocket be in his pocket have the right connections.  The financial impact that is suspected to come with this national convention is roughly $160,000,000.00 in currency influx.  They’re expecting a huge crowd at the Bronco stadium (branded Invesco field) for  B. Obama’s acceptance speech.  Big money, big names, and they bring them in with enough people to populate the town I grew up in.  Which, if it were to be receiving the Democratic Nation Convention, would self implode.  Lets hope that the Dems bring money, but its not debt money, we don’t need that in Denver, Colorado or the US Government :)

Not Seeing the Soccer

March 8th, 2008

Soccer balls - Edited from Creative Commons: http://flickr.com/photos/hjl/37823927/sizes/l/Pardon my American term of soccer those of you who call it football. I blame my parents, they called it that because football was an awkward game with very large men attempting to damage one another while not getting damaged themselves. Its like politics only with more distinguishable words that the common man feels comfortable with. You see, my wife wants to sign up the girls for soccer [read: football/futball]. I want to sign them up, too. Just not for a combined total of $270.00. I’m going to declare that watching them play it is fun (we went to a free day where they could practice with a coach so as to hook us into the program). Its greater fun than watching the politicians for sure.

Our getting out of debt budget simply doesn’t have a $270.00 gap in it. Maybe if we saved up for a few months we’d have enough, but that would be money we’d be taking out of debt deduction instead of money going into the debt reduction process. In short we’d be paying our way out of debt for several months longer (or to put it in my wife’s terms: delaying our cash-only anniversary trip). In my mind its not worth it. I’m more than willing to do it once the debt is gone, but at present putting the debt as a lower priority feels like a violation of all that is mostly good (except for the politicians who are mostly not good).

So we’re going to have to discuss this because while we could eek it out of the zero budget, its not my first choice.  We love our girls, we love to see them get exercise and fun, we love to see them get the opportunity to dominate spheres and cause mild pain and suffering in (non-competitive youth) soccer, but this may just have to wait for one more year to go by.  We think next year we may just have all or most of our debt paid off.  Maybe we can buy a soccer ball and kick it in the backyard.  I know it isn’t the same, but neither is American Soccer and Football.  I blame the politicians.